Mirkwood T.A. 6 King Thranduil has won the latest ‘Middle Earth’s Most Eligible Ellon Award’. Every 100 years or so, the women of Middle Earth vote on which male elf lingering on the Hither Shores is the most eligible, taking into account factors such as looks, intelligence, musical ability, and muscle mass. This year’s shortlist was as follows: Lord Elrond of Imladris Círdan the Shipwright Elladan … Continue reading Thranduil wins Middle Earth’s Most Eligible Ellon Award

Tirion, F.A. 1487 Artanis Finarfinion and Tyelkormo Fëanorion have indisputably been Tirion’s golden couple for the last few decades. With both of them enjoying stunning good looks, renowned athleticism, and shared royal pedigree, pundits were betting on a marriage within the next century. However, it has just emerged that the seemingly inseparable pair have split up acrimoniously, and shocking rumours of Tyelkormo’s alleged infidelity are … Continue reading Artanis and ‘love rat’ Tyelkormo break up in biggest scandal since Finwë’s remarriage